The jackasses that live behind the gas station at Sheridan and McClure.
We stopped by The Sports Page after dinner at the Hoffbrau tonight. We saw some friends out front, so we stopped to talk and then noticed the gigantic fireworks being let off. Behind the gas station. Hmmmm, “Is it a good idea to set off fireworks when we live directly behind a gas station?” “Of course, why wouldn’t it be?” Cut to a police car driving by as a ‘Peoria Chiefs’ size firework goes off. Hmmmm…

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