Sometimes I’d Hate To Be…

Written on April 22nd in Uncategorized

A Husband.

Especially when his wife is overly grumpy and pissy to the extent that she doesn’t want to talk to anyone and just wants to crawl in bed, read and watch something stupid on television. Women know that there is a huge difference between ‘pissy’ and ‘pissed off’. Being pissy is pretty much having a completely negative attitude about everything for a little while. I, myself, have realized that I probably shouldn’t speak much during these times as I’m not pleasant to be around and I tend to bring down people around me, even though it truly isn’t my intent. Being pissed off ensures that everyone within the sound of my voice will know who pissed me off, where I was when I was pissed off, how I became pissed off, why the jerk pissed me off and what the hell I’m going to do about it. They are two completely different moods and should be handled accordingly.
Now you know:)

4 Comments In Response To “Sometimes I’d Hate To Be…”

  1. tsheets said:
    April 23rd, 2008 at

    So, when you’re pissed off, keep a safe distance, and when you’re pissy, do the same??? Did I get that right??? :-)

  2. April 24th, 2008 at

    So when you’re pissed off, everybody in what, a 2 foot radius in a really, really quiet room knows about it? Because I can’t hear you if I’m any farther than that. :P

  3. Angie said:
    April 24th, 2008 at

    Very funny Cory…
    It’s actually very comical since I talk even faster than usual when I’m pissed and of course every other word is the f-bomb. So, you’re probably right. I might hit that high spot that only dogs and those with super-human hearing can detect.

  4. Kate said:
    April 28th, 2008 at

    Oh yeah, and the arm/and gestures are aplenty when you’re pissed off too. And I think you’re pretty hair starts moving too. :)
    What is it with guys not understanding pissy moods. Good lord. You would think at our age those of the weaker sex would have finally learned pissy mood does not mean we are mad at them. We are just pissy. Sheesh.

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